fasterfood:

dont talk to me when i have headphones on

“but u always have headphones on”

well look who’s catching on

psyducked:

someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain

• Harry Potter:stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
• Ron Weasley:food porn blog
• Hermione Granger:social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
• Ginny Weasley:"day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
• Luna Lovegood:the nightblogger.
• Draco Malfoy:hipster blogger
• Filch:reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
• Hagrid:the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
• McGonagall:that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
• Snape:anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
• Bellatrix Lestrange:fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
• Voldemort:the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
• Dumbledore:all the gay porn

meandmrcomatose:

each year I get my dad a Toblerone for fathers day so obviously when I give it to him wrapped up he knows what it is. this year I thought I might make it a bit more difficult for him

I wonder if he’ll guess what’s inside

(Source: weheartit.com)

• Me:Why is this book over
• Me:Why couldn't it be longer
• Me:What am I supposed to read now
• *glances at pile of unread books*
• Me:Don't look at me like that

(Source: gloobear)

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid